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Top 5 Valentine Quotes

marko's Photo marko 05 Feb 2010
1. "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." ~Ann Landers

2. "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." ~David Bissonnette

3. "It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week." ~Laurence J. Peter

4. "Women are cursed, and men are the proof." ~Rosanne Barr

5. "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." ~Groucho Marx