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Lies that we tell


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#1 marko

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    Posted 25 May 2010 - 05:25 PM

    A recent survey discovered some of the most told fibs that us men and women tell each other, and I thought I'd add my own take on them being a man of, well, some of the world I guess - feel free to amuse us with your own antidotes!.

    Lies that women tell men ...

    Nothings wrong, I'm fine
    You'll suffer

    I don't know where it is, I haven't touched
    Oh, you mean that shiny thing that came out of your engine?

    It wasn't expensive
    Beans on toast OK for the next month or so?

    I didn't have that much to drink
    The local pub have actually erected a statue in honour

    I've got a headache
    (see nothings wrong, I'm fine!)

    It was in the sale
    I actually saved a fortune (cost me 500 to save it, but hey!)

    I'm on my way
    After I've changed a billion times

    Oh, I've had this ages
    Damn, he did notice!

    No, I didn't throw it away
    (see I don't know where it is haven't touched)

    It's what I've always wanted
    Seriously, is that it!


    Lies that men tell women ...

    I didn't have that much to drink
    Despite my pockets resembling the national mint!

    Nothings wrong, I'm fine
    I don't see the point in having this conversation argument, cause I won't win!

    I had no signal
    Dropped my phone down the tiolet! (see I didn't have that much to drink)

    It wasn't that expensive
    Compared to the space shuttle!

    I'm on my way
    I'm lost!

    I'm stuck in traffic
    I'm lost!

    No, your bum doesn't look big in that
    God, you've let yourself go

    Sorry, I missed your call
    Couldn't hear the phone ringing over the noise at the bar

    You've lost weight
    In anticipation of the question "Does my bum look big in this"

    It's what I've always wanted
    But it's not that 20 year old blonde TV presenter!






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