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#101 James (Jim) Hillier

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    Posted 22 March 2012 - 01:54 AM

    Hey FS - Some might say that Windows 8 IS a joke! :)
    Jim Hillier - Managing editor Daves Computer Tips.com

    #102 Claw

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      Posted 22 March 2012 - 02:22 AM

      Haaaaa haaaaa haaaa, you guys are better than Abbott and Costello. There goes my age thing again.

      #103 FutureShock

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        Posted 22 March 2012 - 02:51 AM

        What do you get when you cross Jim and Windows 8?

        You get Jim! OF COURSE!

        ...and you thought I was going to say "8 mate!" :rofl:

        How yu say Windows 8 in Japanese?

        A fleeware!

        #104 FutureShock

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          Posted 22 March 2012 - 03:05 AM

          Bill Gates and Steve Jobs got married in a huge television wedding after Steve appeared to Bill in a vision and proclaimed his love for him, and a couple of weeks later they were in the grocery store shopping together. Somebody who didn't know noticed them together and realizing who they were said, "Hey aren't you Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?" "I thought you guys were each other's biggest enemies and hate each other." With that Bill stood back aghast in shock and horror and replied, "Sir, I am sorry to inform you, but haven't you heard of the new metro?"

          Jobs is not dead! :man_in_love:

          #105 Claw

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            Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:46 PM

            Haaaaaaaaa, new metro.
            Fs,,Steve Jobs is not dead,,,,,,he's just off somewhere teaching Elvis how to use the new iphone . :rofl:

            #106 FutureShock

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              Posted 22 March 2012 - 11:17 PM

              Hey, Claw...

              Q: What's better than Windows 8 on an HP?

              A: Anything! :shok: :dash2:

              A2: Bill Gates on The Love Connection

              OH...somebody help me!

              #107 Claw

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                Posted 23 March 2012 - 03:09 AM

                FS,,

                Q : How many geniuses does it take run Windows 8 ?

                A : 10,,1 to power it on ,,and 9 to find the start button. :scratch_one-s_head:

                #108 John T

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                  Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:52 AM

                  Men Do Remember:

                  A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not
                  in bed.
                  She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
                  She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
                  ... in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
                  the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip
                  of his coffee.
                  'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,
                  'Why are you down here at this time of night"
                  The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of
                  the day we met'.
                  She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The
                  husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started
                  dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
                  Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is
                  so caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
                  The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you
                  remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
                  'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
                  him.
                  The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
                  my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to
                  prison for 20 years?'
                  'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
                  He wiped another tear from his cheek and said
                  'I would have got out today.'

                  #109 marko

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                    Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:13 AM

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                    #110 FutureShock

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                      Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:12 PM

                      Where is my bag of laughs...ah there it is:



                      ...a free man!

                      Claw...ha ha ha...nice one! :rofl:



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