George is a legend in his local village. It doesn't matter where he goes fishing or who with, he always catches more fish than anyone else.
One day George and his best mate Bill are sitting in the pub having a quiet ale or two when Bill says to George, "George, how is it you always catch more fish than anyone else, how do you do it?"
George looks across and his mate and says, "Well Bill, it's quite simple really. When I wake up in the morning I look across at the wife and if she is lying on her left side I always fish out of the left side of the boat, if she is lying on her right side I always fish out of the right side of the boat."
Bill nods and then after a few moments he says, "So what do you do if she is lying on her back?"
George winks at his mate and says, "I don't go fishing!!"