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#1 marko


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    Posted 05 March 2012 - 06:37 PM

    An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.

    When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

    She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."

    The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

    The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

    "But I didn't use them," she said.

    ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

    He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.

    "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

    "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

    No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

    After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

    The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

    "But madam, this check is for only $50.00."

    "That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

    "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

    "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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    #2 johnw2738


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      Posted 08 May 2012 - 02:48 PM

      Hahahaha i got it LOL

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